Yikes!

What is Love anyway?

2007-03-27T14:03:00.000+08:00

Once again I'm stuck in a dilemma.

Of love!

Bleah.

Somebody help me.

- Tingz, feeling clueless.

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2006-11-10T20:05:00.000+08:00

Create Your Own!

Happy 18th Birthday, Eeyore!

2006-10-12T22:17:00.000+08:00

It has been 10 months since you went away,

You left without a word and had nothing to say.

Although it may seem that I've forgotten,

It's your birthday today, just like I've learnt.

I remembered the day we met

A rude comment you gave on the net

The argument went on and on

Till one day you admitted you were wrong

You promised a compensation and made a deal

All I had to do was accompany you for a meal

We ate at my favourite restaurant to my delight

Unfortunately that meant more than just quick bites

We met up more than we needed to

Studied, played, outings - just us two

How humbly we started out as friends

But fell in love, which made some sense

I remembered it was under the pouring rain

You asked for my hand, hoping anxiously to gain

I shyly agreed and you were over the moon

2nd November begun but it ended too soon

Thank you for the shoulder you lent

When I was sad and only had you to vent

Thank you for your close watch

It made me feel safe to the highest notch

I will never forget the memories we made

At the airport, beach, cinemas and the esplanade

You taught me how to love and never stopped doing so

Even when we argued and had our woes

Alas, good things never last

The precious memories just fell into dust

Do you even remember the planes we loved to admire?

But 2nd week of Jan we extinguished our fire

So there goes 10 months from there

For your birthday I hope you'll get something rare

Last year, you hated the presents you got

This year, I pray for something more than just happy thoughts

Happy Birthday, Eeyore.

-Tingz

The Entrapment -- 4

2006-10-01T20:43:00.000+08:00

The Entrapment -- Part 4

"The first method to capture a man's heart," Skye lectured Wilson while they were waiting outside the lecture theatre for the current lecture group to finish their lesson. "Is to play hard to get."

"I thought you already dated him," he answered back, giving her a puzzled look.

"Well, I only sms-ed him three days after the date, acting like I can't be bothered with him," she grinned as she moved aside to let some strangers pass through.

"That's still much better than me," he scowled as he followed her to the side. "I haven't had a proper date with you."

"Next, make him feel special," she went on, ignoring Wilson. She scanned the crowd for Josh and managed to catch his eye. Making sure that Wilson was watching, she waved at Josh and winked cheekily in his direction.

"Thirdly, work on his jealousy," Skye added simply, turning around to face Wilson again. "Make sure you keep close to me," she haughtily instructed him.

"Does that mean I get to hold your hand?" he asked, looking hopeful.

"Never in your damn life," she retorted back, instantly sending his expression to a crestfallen state.

The lecture theatre doors flung opened just then, and crowds began piling both in and out of the hall.

Skye made her way into the theatre with Wilson following closely behind, and she made sure they carefully walked past Josh's watchful eyes.

***

"Is it just me or is Josh checking you out?" Skye's classmate, Gary asked her innocently during their Physics lecture.

His name seemed to spark off an alert reaction in Wilson as he instantly sat up straight and scanned the crowd for Josh.

"Serious?" Skye asked, trying hard to suppress her glee. "Why would you be looking at Josh anyway?"

"Where is he?" Wilson cut in before Gary could answer.

"Left column, about 8 rows from the front," he answered promptly before turning to face Skye again. "Hey, I'm not gay or anything. I was checking out my girl and Josh does happen to sit nearby!"

Skye nodded in acknowledgement and followed Wilson's gaze. Sure enough, Josh was staring right back at them. When he found out that the trio was looking in his direction, he instantly turned beet red and looked away.

She then heard an audible sigh coming from Wilson's direction.

***

"My goodness gracious. I like your style, lady," Wilson commented as they lined up for assembly that morning.

It was a week since the Mid-Year examinations and the day where Skye would check on the results of her carefully laid-out plan.

"What's with the buttering?" she asked and she hastily pulled her skirt down a few inches when she spotted the principal loitering nearby.

"From what I found out," his voice had dropped to a whisper to avoid stares from neighbouring classes. "His grades for this exam were two As and a C. Not his usual standard of straight As. You are such a whiz."

"Excellent," Skye hissed back as she smiled politely at the principal who, just as she expected, checked the skirts of the girls in her class.

"What now?" he asked when the principal strolled away.

"Break his heart," she confidently answered, just before the student councillor on the podium screamed for the school to be at attention.

***

Skye hesitated as she placed her hand on the receiver.

It was the day where she would "break up" with Josh and she needed to organise her thoughts before she broke the news to her victim. Just as she punched in the first number, she felt a pang of guilt in her heart.

It was hard not to feel alright about the whole thing. She actually manipulated Josh's feelings for her and exploited his kindness for her own gain. Skye made a mental note never to carry out such an evil deed again.

When she proceeded with the next digit, her mind was instantly filled with thoughts about the consequence of her actions. Josh would probably never speak to her again.

At the fourth digit, a tear rolled down her cheek.

When she finished dialling the numbers, her heart felt as if it was about the crumble. She broke down in tears as she slammed the receiver back into its cradle.

She couldn't do it, and she was shocked to find herself in this state.

Instead of trapping Josh's heart as she originally planned, he had trapped hers.

Skye was in love with Josh.

***

-Tingz

The Entrapment -- 3

2006-09-19T18:08:00.000+08:00

The Entrapment -- Part 3

"So you'll pucker him up and -" Wilson began.

" - make him fall with one big swipe." she finished his sentence, and smirked.

Wilson gave the second low whistle for the day. "Woah, Skye. I didn't know you would go through such great lengths to climb to the top."

"Well, it's not for me," Skye told him, sincerely. "It's for the entire college population who never saw his utter failure. Sweet, sweet vengence. And pure entertainment."

He nearly spat out his green tea when he heard the comment. "Entertainment!" he exclaimed. "Good thing I'm on your side."

"Does that mean you will start hating me from now on?" she asked him, looking hopeful.

"Never," Wilson grinned mischieveously at Skye's scowl. "I love challenges. Wicked women is just what I need."

She couldn't help rolling her eyes to that statement.

***

For the next few weeks, Skye had been extremely successful in her plans to make Josh notice her presence. She caught his eye during lectures, chatted with him during breaks and never failed to flash him the sweetest smile whenever she could.

"I must say," Wilson started. "Your ingenius plan is working. I heard Josh telling Sam yesterday about how cute you were. He might just fall for you."

The duo were having their Chemistry tutorial in class that afternoon.

"Oh really?" Skye replied, scribbling her corrections furiously on her own script without looking at him. "It better work. I hate to see my efforts go down the drain."

"So what's the next move?" he asked, eyes widening with much interest.

She placed down her pen and looked seriously at Wilson. "Next is playing hard to get."

Wilson snorted. "Oh like what you're doing to me?"

"No," she giggled. "He will have a much higher chance of success of course."

Before he could retort back, Miss Ling, their Chemistry tutor, slammed down her marker on the table and screamed, "Are you two done with your little socialising session?"

***

Skye's big break came when she was assigned to Josh's team for the Science Carnival, organised by the college to promote awareness of Science to the students. During meetings, she had many golden opportunities to pucker up to him. She thought she would faint with joy when he approached her after the last meeting before the actual day for the Science carnival began.

"Hey," Josh tapped Skye's shoulder gently when the group piled out of the classroom.

"Yea, you have a job for me?" she asked him.

"Er, no. I was wondering if I could have your handphone number," he looked away as he asked her, showing mild embarrassment on his face.

"Is this for the team contact list or personal references?" she asked again, trying to keep a straight face.

"Personal," he flashed a toothy grin. "I don't think the team is gonna last after the carnival so I guess I don't need a contact list," he added in a matter-of-fact way.

"Sorry, my phone book is kinda full," she told him the stupid-est excuse she could make up. "Anyway, I need to run. Bye!"

She quickly ran off, leaving a speechless Josh behind.

***

The Science Carnival had a fair turnout rate the next day. Skye noticed that Josh couldn't stop looking at her during the various ongoing presentations and she did her best to keep a straight face. Soon, it was Josh's turn to present his project.

Throughout the talk, she couldn't help to notice a certain lazy drawl to his voice. She quickly snapped out of the thought though; she couldn't risk liking him.

After the entire event was over, Josh approached her yet again.

"If your phonebook is full, how about your email address?" he asked her, trying not to sound desperate as he ran his fingers through his hair.

"Well, my email inbox is kind of full too," she crinkled her nose. "Sorry."

Awkward silence came.
"Don't worry about it," Skye gave him a sweet smile as she placed a hand on his arm. "We still can chat in school. Have fun for the rest of the day!"

This time, she walked away feeling like a true winner.

***

"Skye you better step up your engine," Wilson prompted her during their breaktime. "He's still topping every test and he just killed us all in the March Block Tests!"

It had been a week since the Science Carnival.

"Don't worry," Skye assured him as they made their way to the canteen. "I'm going to say yes when he asks me out for a date."

Wilson snorted. "Yea, and how is he going to do that without a damn contact of yours?"

"From what I know," she grinned as lowered her tone to a whisper. "He asked Frank for my number yesterday. He's going to call real soon."

"Not bad!" he commented, sounding impressed. "And when he falls deeply in love with you.." his voice trailed off.

"I'm going to break his heart," she finished the sentence yet again, beaming as wide as a Cheshire cat.

'And his morale,' she thought to herself.

***

-Tingz

The Entrapment -- 2

2006-09-14T18:42:00.000+08:00

The Entrapment -- Part 2

To nobody's surprise, Josh topped the cohort in Mathematics and Physics as well.

This urged Skye to carry out her viscious plan. However, the thought of doing so slowly ebbed away during the post-exam mood and soon, she had clean forgotten about it.

Until she met him again.

***

"What do you think of this jacket?" Andrea, Skye's best friend asked her, crinkling her nose in anticipation of Skye's response.

Skye and Andrea were on their holiday trip at Genting Highlands. It was already the last week of the holidays before the school term starts again and they made use of the break to do some retail entertainment.

"It's too black," Skye insisted, grabbing a hot pink jacket off another shelf. "Try this!"

Andrea whined. She hated pink.

As the duo continued to search for the appropriate jacket, Skye noticed a familiar face among the crowd of shoppers. She abandoned Andrea to satisfy her curiosity...

"Hey Skye!" a voice called out to her.

She moved closer and saw that it was a fellow college mate back in Singapore, Samuel.

"Hey Sam!" she grinned as she punched him playfully in the arm. "What a small world huh?"

"Yea," he nodded fervently. "I'm with my secondary school mates. You?"

"My best friend!" she chirped.

Before Samuel could answer, his friend called for him.

"Sam! Who are you talking to?"

When Skye turned to look at the stranger, she nearly screamed. It was no stranger to her at all. In fact, it was her worst nightmare.

It was Josh Lau, the notorious nerd from her school.

"Hey, you're that girl from college right?" Josh asked her politely, running his hand through his hair as he did so.

Somehow, Skye felt that his presence reminded her of her untouched holiday assignments left on her desk back home.

"Skye!" she heard Andrea call out irritably.

With that, Skye quickly excused herself to return to her best friend's side.

"Who are they?" Andrea questioned apprehensively. (She was not from Skye's school.)

"Oh they are just some people from school," she simply replied, scrutinising the outfit Andrea had just picked out.

Suddenly, the idea that she had months earlier hit her instantly.

'Looks like Heaven agrees with me,' Skye smiled to herself.

***

The last week ended as quickly as it had begun. Skye tried her best to finish as much as assignments as she could before Monday came but made only slight progress, to her disappointment. The only thing that really urged her to go back to school was the friends she had missed dearly. Which unfortunately, did not include Wilson.

"Hey, so did you buy me any love tokens from Malaysia? Truly Asia!" Wilson asked her when they met for the first time that Monday morning. He chuckled at his own joke.

"Not funny, Will," she scowled at him as she rearranged the load of books in her arms.

"What's with the books anyway? It's only the first day of school," he whined.

"I've got a plan," she grinned slyly as she whispered the idea to him. When she was done, Wilson's eyes grew wider and his jaw dropped.

"You can't be serious! You can such a bitch, sometimes," he gave a low whistle.

"Anything to get him out of the way," she said in a matter-of-fact way. "Oh here he comes!"

Skye left the gaping Wilson behind and hurried to Josh's direction. She then cleverly pretended to be absent-minded and bumped into him. Her books spilled helplessly onto the ground.
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Josh apologised hurriedly and he bent over to help pick up her books.

"It's alright," she smiled at him, bending over as well to pick up the books as well.

"Hey, you're Samuel's friend! Skye, right?" he asked as he pushed the books back into her arms.

She carefully brushed her arm against his as he did so.

"Yup. Josh right? The famous legend who owned the cohort for the promos!" she giggled.

"Yea," he grinned. "Anyway I got to go. See you around!" He hurried off.

When he was out of sight, Wilson moved over to Skye's side.

"Way bitchy man," he emphasised.

"Thank you," she smiled back, apparently quite pleased with herself.

The plan had only just begun.

***

-Tingz

Ps: this story is sort of the like the movie "John Tucker Must Die".

The Entrapment -- 1

2006-09-13T16:45:00.000+08:00

The Entrapment -- Part 1

"If I win you, you owe me lunch - " Skye started.

" - and if I win, you're going on a date with me!" Wilson exclaimed gleefully while she rolled her eyes.

The two buddies were sitting amidst the bustling crowd in the lecture theatre that morning, each having a faced down paper on their own tables. They were placing a bet on the person with the higher grade for their Chemistry end of year examination and Skye thought that it was essentially crucial to win hands down this time.

"One," Wilson began.

"Two," Skye grinned.

"Three!" they practically screamed, with some of the crowd turning around to frown at their immaturity.

"Hah! Sixty-seven percent! So how about movies?" he waved his script in front of her face.

"Aww, I love that concern Will, but I got sixty-eight!" she slammed her paper on his table and stuck out her tongue at him in final victory.

"Will you guys quit the childish acts?" Geraldine, their classmate, rolled her eyes next to them. "And Dr. Rong looks like he's gonna kill us if we don't shut up this instant."

Sure enough, Dr. Rong, the cohort's Chemistry lecturer was wearing the look of a thousand daggers. Apparently he found the noise level a bit too unbearable.

"Quiet!" he nearly spat into the microphone in front of him. His well-known influence earned him the utmost respect he deserved - the entire lecture theatre fell silent.

"Now I shall announce the top student of this Chemistry exam."

Skye swore she saw a taint curl to his lips.

The second Dr. Rong said that, it send many ripples of murmurs across the crowd. He waited for a while before everyone fell silent again.

"Josh Lau."

With that, the cohort muttered an audible "aww" before giving a reluctant applause.

"Gee, what's with that loser? Topping all of the Chemistry tests and exams so far," Wilson grumbled as Josh stood up from the crowd to receive his prize.

"Yea, what a freak!" Skye nodded fervently beside him.

"You guys are just jealous. You should see the amount of work he put it to earn the top position he always did," Geraldine said as Dr. Rong pronounced them dismissed.

"Hey, Ger. What do you know? You got an E for goodness sake," Wilson taunted as he bolted out of the theatre before she could respond.

She scowled as she watched him disappear round the bend.

Skye, however, was sitting there in a daze instead of running after her friend.

'Josh won't be top for long,' she thought to herself. 'He will see sweet defeat one day.'

And boy, her plan sure was downright evil.

(to be continued)

-Tingz

Ps: this story is half-true. =P

The Love Triangle -- 4

2006-09-11T21:23:00.000+08:00

The Love Triangle - Part 4

"Piper, Piper, Piper," Jacob chuckled. "You've got that two twirling around that finger of yours!"

It had been a week since the group had their strange outing.

"Not that I wanted to," she cringed, chewing her slice of chicken meat very slowly.

Jacob and Piper met up for their usual lunch session that afternoon.

"Well, the funny thing is that," he said as he waved his fork dangerously at Piper. "Neither one has mentioned you in front of the other. They behaved as if nothing happened that day! Shouldn't they be fighting it out or something?"

That very thought made her feel a teeny weeny bit nauseous.

"I mean, every man for himself right?" Jacob continued, not noticing the faint greenish tinge on her face. "Gee, they must really cherish their friendship."

Piper quietly wished this was certainly so.

***

Piper smiled to herself as she scanned every gift that was scattered out on her bed.

Bears to flowers to accessories. You name it, she's got it.

Stephan definitely got her hooked onto him and she felt she would never be any happier with another guy.

Stephan was her guy, she always thought without a doubt.

Oh boy, she sure was wrong.

***

"Why did you drag me here?" Piper hissed at Jacob as they entered a house, their nostrils instantly filled with a feminine perfume scent.

Jacob had persuaded Piper to do stuff at Harold's house that Sunday morning. She critically thought the word "stuff" used by him was a little too vague. She had originally planned to dedicate the rest of the month into forgetting Harold, and being at his place wasn't a very good idea.

"By orders, I swear," Jacob signalled her the Scout's Promise.

Before she could complain any further, they were greeted by a short, round and plump woman, who was wearing a beaming smile.

"Hello children! Harold's still in bed," she gave a cluck of disappointment. "I reckon you just give him a good hard kick to wake that bum up. And I'm making spaghetti for lunch, hope that's fine with you."

Without waiting for an answer, she hurried back into the kitchen.

"Right, let's kick that lazy ass then," Jacob said cheerily as he proceeded up the stairs, leaving Piper trailing behind him.

***

"Hey dude!" Jacob called as he shook Harold violently.

Harold just gave a snort, and rolled over.

"How about you try?" he suggested, giving Piper a nudge.

As she tried to shake him awake, she couldn't help noticing how gorgeous he looked, even when he's asleep.

"That lazy git," Jacob snarled. "Try pinching him or something."

'Oh my,' she thought as she examined the sleeping Harold further. 'He has fantastic eyelashes.'

She moved closer towards him to have a good look. Unfortunately, his eyelids flew open at the same time and he found himself staring straight at Piper's face.

He screamed and fell out of his bed, causing Jacob to laugh non-stop. Piper wasn't too pleased, though.

"Well, I can see that you're awake," she told Harold haughtily. "We'll meet you in the games room."

She grabbed Jacob and pulled him out of the room, leaving Harold quite speechless.

***

"Did you enjoy yourself today?" Harold asked Piper, gingerly.

It was already nightfall, and at the moment, Jacob was having a go with Harold's PC game and Piper was trying to make funny faces in his full-length mirror.

"It was rad enough," she answered, flashing him a smile, which he returned.

Jacob noticed that the situation had gotten a little bit odd, and suddenly excused himself to the kitchen for a drink.

However, Harold's eyes never left Piper even when Jacob made his way out of the room.

She felt her face growing a little hot, and her pulse was racing like never before. She thought it was a little unusual, because she never felt this way before. Even with Stephan.

"Piper..." he started again. This time, she felt like her heart was going to jump out.

'No,' she mentally reminded herself. 'Stephan is the guy, you want.' With that, she decided to leave to avoid any awkward situations with Harold.

Just before she could tell him anything, he suddenly pulled her towards him and (Piper nearly died of shock) kissed her.

The worst thing that happened next was that she was kissing him back.

Many thoughts flashed through her mind as she felt his lips. Shocked, she suddenly pulled away from Harold's embrace, leaving a puzzled look on his face.

'I can't,' she thought. 'It's so unfair to Stephan.'

With a tear rolling down her cheek, she bolted out of the house, without even apologising when she bumped into Jacob along the way.

***

'What is love?' Piper thought angrily to herself as she looked out her bedroom window into the nightsky.

A day ago, she had thought that Stephan was the key to unlocking her heart. She felt like she was over the moon whenever he was around. He showered her with so many gifts, and she thought she was the happiest girl in the world.

Yet, when she was with Harold today, she experienced so many heart-wrenching moments like never before. Every slight move he made just caused her heart to skip a beat. She was head over heels with his presence, even when he never offered any gift.

When her brain suddenly registered this crucial point, she quickly made a dash for her mobile to punch in Harold's number.

She had been fooling herself all along.

She didn't love Stephan one bit. It was his care she adored.

She loved Harold.

***

- Tingz

Ps: I know this is a little lame because I didn't fill in every detail on the difference of feelings to both guys. I just wanted to end the story fast! Oh, and I tried to follow the actual story (yes it is a true story) quite closely, but I couldn't resist the habit of spicing things up a little bit. =P

Pps: This is for my special friends, Piper* and Harold*! (Names changed to protect identities.)

The Love Triangle -- 3

2006-09-09T22:31:00.000+08:00

The Love Triangle - Part 3

"Hooray! Piper conquered Chinese exams!" Piper pumped her fist into the air.

"Watch it, girl. I don't want to be seen as a paedophile," Jacob snarled at her and she stuck her tongue back in return.

The same group of 8 that met up for the steamboat dinner was going cycling at the park that afternoon in celebration of the end of CLAO examinations.

"I don't know what's the fuss," Stephan yawned, winking flirtatiously at Piper who smiled back. "I mean, the paper was no kick."

"Sure you say that," Jimmy punched him playfully on the arm. "You didn't take the paper in the first place!"

Stephan was a student of the Language Electives Program and he had no paper due that day.

"What's taking Harold so long?" John glanced at his watch.

The minute John finished his sentence, Harold was seen dragging his feet out of the train station.

Piper saw his bloodshot eyes met hers. However, instead of his usual boyish grin, he looked away.

She turned to look at Jacob, who could only shrug back.

***

"Are you sure you don't want to cycle?" Colin asked Piper and Stephan. "Weather's lovely for cycling today and the guys are totally psyched." He pointed to the rest of the gang, who was getting their own bikes at the rental shop.

"No can do," Piper groaned, rubbing her stomach. "I must have ate something wrong for lunch!"

Colin nodded to show his acknowledgement, and turned to look at Stephan for an explanation.

"I'm afraid she'll get lonely," Stephan grinned, showing his dimples.

"Okay lover boy, don't harm her when we're away," Colin teased as he rode off.

Piper turned to look at Harold, but his back had already turned on them as the group cycled away.

***

"Dinner! Glorious, glorious food," Colin cheered as the group met again at the food court.

"Great, I'm famished," Harold said, flashing a smile in Piper's direction.

She had to admit, her spirits rose a little.

"Shall we sit here then?" Stephan suggested, signalling the group a table.

Piper moved in to sit next to him, but she felt a tug on her arm. Surprised, she turned around to see Harold grabbing onto her wrist.

"As your boss," he said calmly and slowly, but without looking at her in the eye. "You are to sit with me."

Everyone was frozen to the spot and the awkward silence came.

"Now, nobody disobeys the Man!" Jacob chuckled uncomfortably in a bid to break the silence, pushing her out of the way and sliding in on the seat beside Stephan.

The guys shrugged, but nodded in agreement nevertheless.

***

"I'm full," Stephan announced half an hour later.

"Me too!" Piper exclaimed proudly.

"Shall we go for a walk then?" he asked her, unknowingly blushing in the process.

Jacob gave an audible hacking cough.

"Sure," she found herself obliging to his request.

However when she stood up, she felt another tug on her arm again. Sure enough, she turned to see Harold clutching onto her wrist once more.

"Don't go," this time he looked at her straight at the eye, his eyes rounder and brimming with sincerity. "Please."

The rest of the gang, except Stephan, chose to ignore the situation this time and continued their own conversation.

Piper found herself rooted to the spot. Before she could answer, Harold unexpectedly released her hand.

"Come back soon."

***

-Tingz

The Love Triangle -- 2

2006-09-09T21:30:00.000+08:00

The Love Triangle - Part 2

Piper quickly warmed up to the guys after a few rounds of MSN chatting and group studying.

Little did she know that two of the guys had already fallen for her charm.

Stephan would never fail to call her every night to chat about their individual school lives while Harold always kept her occupied on MSN with neverending conversations.

Piper obviously noticed this special treatment but had absolutely no idea on how to react. She found both of them equally lovely, yet she hated to break any of their hearts if she chose one. And if she chose neither, she would be on the losing end as well. Jacob, unfortunately, was no help either.

"You could always date BOTH of them," he teased and she would scowl back.

She did know one thing, however. She had to choose quickly.

***

Piper sighed as she watched her fellow CCA mates entertain the primary school kids that visited their booth. It was her school's open house that day, and while she should be having fun since it was organised in a carnival-style to celebrate the end of promotional examinations, she bored stiff.

She toyed with her hair lazily, building sand-castles in the air.

"Hey Piper!" a boyish voice called out from the crowd.

She whirled around, and found Stephan waving at her from the mass of people around him, giving her an extremely adorable grin when she waved back.

He fought his way through the sea of strangers to get to Piper and she could see the the beads of pespiration on his forehead.

'Aww, he came all the way here, just for me!' she thought dreamily.

"Hey, I came to check out your school's carnival and it's pretty radical," he praised at a beaming Piper. He looked around her before dropping his audible tone to a whisper. "Want to check out earlier?"

She nodded, a little too eagerly.

Piper handed her bag over to Stephan, who walked away casually. When she saw that her friends were still preoccupied with the over-enthusiatic youngsters, she gave them the slip.

***

"I trust you enjoyed your dinner," Stephan said as they sat down to enjoy the breeze at the Esplanade Bay.

"Yes. I meant, it was free, I better enjoy it," she giggled shyly.

Then there was an awkward silence.

"Erm..." his voice trailed off as his hand reached for something in his backpack. "This is for you!"

Piper tore her eyes away from the majestic merlion she was admiring to find herself staring at a brown bear clutching tightly onto a red flower.

She knew she was happy, but she somehow she felt loss for words.

"Piper," Stephan brushed her hair away from her eyes. "I really like you..."

She felt him moving closer towards her, and she could only close her eyes to anticipate his next move.

***

"You can't be serious!" Jacob exclaimed, choking on his Coke Light. "He really kissed you?"

She nodded, biting her lip anxiously.

"Wow. I mean, you, of all girls," he chuckled. His laughter ended quickly when she shot him a glare.

"I have a funny feeling though," she frowned into her Sprite. "I mean, I'm happy that he actually has a thing for me but I can't show it!"

"Maybe you have some emotional problem," he shrugged. "You should be happy after all. He rejected damn lot of girls for you."

"Is Harold hurt?" Piper asked him, gingerly.

"He has no damn clue man! No damn clue he's fighting with his best friend for the same girl. Gee, Piper, you're one hell of a troublemaker."

For the first time that night, she found herself nodding in agreement with Jacob.

***

- Tingz

The Love Triangle -- 1

2006-09-09T18:58:00.000+08:00

The Love Triangle - Part 1

Piper frowned, showing her sheer annoyance, while looking at her watch for the hundredth time since she boarded the train. She heaved a sigh of relief when the train suddenly plunged into a dark tunnel, signalling that her stop was just 5 minutes away. Catching sight of her reflection from the window of the door, she quickly re-adjusted her deep blue mini-skirt and straightened her baggy white shirt. Not wanting to scare the company she was going to meet, she relaxed her facial muscles and flashed a gentle smile at her own reflection.

"Perfect," she cheered herself on as she thought enthusiatically to herself.

When the train pulled to a stop, she rushed out of the train station as fast as she could to credit herself for trying to be punctual for the meeting. Though it was quite ironic, since she was actually already 20 minutes late. She beamed at a lanky-looking boy leaning casually against the pillar, decked in white shirt and khaki pants, his hair looking quite unkempt.

The boy stood up straight quickly as soon as he caught sight of her and grinned back.

"Woah, Piper. Did you actually prepare for this social meeting?" he teased, pushing his glasses to his shallow face.

"Hey Jacob. You mean make up and stuff? Hell no! I was working out at the gym with my mum and I lost track of the time. I mean I have to lose all those fats that I'm going to gain at dinner!" Piper giggled.

"You gotta be kidding. You don't look any inch skinner," he laughed. Piper pinched him playfully. "Okay, okay. Ouch man. Anyway, I would like to introduce you to my friends."

That's when she noticed for the first time the group of guys hanging around behind her friend. They all smiled kindly and nodded in recognition as they were introduced one by one.

"That's John, Jimmy, Colin, Philip, Stephan and our boss, Harold."

Piper raised her eyebrow when one of them was known as their "boss". She narrowed her view on Harold and expected some burlish boy with a nose of a snob and a demanding kind of look. Instead she found herself staring at an angel, to her opinion. He had perfectly round, brown eyes and the cutest nose she had ever seen. His lips were nicely cut out and his spiked hair fitted him to the T and he would have been the no. 1 hunk in the country if not for his height. He stood about 10cm above Piper, who was only 5 feet 2.

"Hey, I heard a lot about you," Harold gave her a toothy grin.

"Right, now let's get on with dinner. I'm absolutely starving!" Jacob cut in before she could respond and signalled for the group to move.

"Can you remind why you dragged me down on your little Boys' Scout outing?" Piper hissed at Jacob as they proceeded away from the station.

"To widen your social circle," he joked, yet again. However, on seeing the killer look in her eyes, he quickly added, "Well, I thought that the guys should get used to having a girl around. We are all idiots when it comes to socialising with girls and since you're my best mate, you're the perfect candidate."

"So now it's a dummy's course to getting a date?" she scorned at her friend. "Well, they all look pretty cute though." She nodded to the group trailing behind them.

"Now now, this isn't your matchmaking session," he winked.

***

"Another round, Piper?" Stephan asked, offering me another scoop of boiled fishballs.

"Thanks," Piper smiled at him, admiring his stylish hairdo as he dumped the contents into her bowl.

The group of 8 arrived at a steamboat restaurant and settled in on two tables. Jacob insisted that Piper shouldn't be so anti-social and made her sit with Stephan, Philip and Harold on one table while the rest were at the other.

"How are the preparations for the promos?" Harold turned towards her and asked politely.

"Okay, I guess," Piper answered, biting her lip nervously.

He grinned boyish-ly as he nodded in recognition and turned back to his food.

'Gosh. They were supposed to be the dumbfounded ones, not me!' she thought desperately in her mind.

"I heard from Jacob that you're a whiz when it comes to Science. We could study together if you don't mind. I desperately need some coaching in Physics," Stephan confessed earnestly.

'I love those dimples!' she thought, mesmerised. Stephan was handsome, without a doubt. His dimples shone whenever he smiled, and his eyes were as bright as the stars in the nightsky. Plus he was tall and lean -- every girls' dreamland.

"Yea, count me in." Harold chipped in. Philip nodded fervently beside him.

"Sure," Piper agreed shyly.

'Three hunks would definitely make studying for the year end exams a lot more interesting,' she beamed as she helped herself to more food.

***

(to be continued)

- Tingz

Ps: Based on a true story. Names are changed to protect identities.

Story Time!

2006-09-05T23:26:00.000+08:00

WOW. It's been a damn long time since both of us blogged here. =X

About half an hour ago, the curiosity got the better of me so I decided to check on how the good, old blog was doing. I read through our past entries and omg, I used to write some damn good stories!

Yea, yea, the ego's arising.

Don't worry, Edwin. Before you decided to abandon blogging altogether, you had some pretty good entries yourself. =X

Right, so an idea struck me (electron flow!) when I was reminiscing the memories. Since Mr Ong Hanze has permanently boycotted blogs and I'm in a writing kind of mood (feeling totally inspired =P), I shall turn our Looney Two blog into a temporary site for my stories until Hanz decides to let his creative juices flow again!

Tada! *clap clap*

Re-enactment:

"Hey, you know my sea monkeys? The one you guys bought for my birthday; they seemed to have vanished over time!" Edwin exclaimed irritably while I chewed on my baked pasta.
"I don't know. Maybe they hate you or something," I cheekily replied as I added more powdered cheese to my dish, savouring the pure disgust on Edwin's face as I did that.

(Ps: He HATES cheese.)

"Argh. I wonder if ToysRUs sells the special hatching powder so I can grow some more," He quickly looked away from my overflowing cheese as his thoughts trailed off.

"Huh? They probably think we're retarded to play the dumb thing in the first place."

"Well I could mention that it's for my kid sister," he grinned in my direction in which I rolled my eyes in reply.

"Hey, I will drop by your place for a while later to check on your sea monkeys alright?" I asked him.

"I told you that they're dead! EVERY BLOODY ONE OF THEM. Two days ago there were still five wriggling away. Yesterday there was one! And I even left my study lamp on to give them light and feed them on a regular basis and..." Edwin's voice trailed off as he did animated actions to describe his tender loving care.

He can be such a joke sometimes.

***

I peered through the glass carefully and frowned. In a bid to prove myself wrong, I gave the container a little shake, but only to send bits of residue and sediments swimming in all directions.

"You see! Not one damn monkey left!" Edwin prodded the container fiercely, unknowingly creating a hurricane of residues in the water.

"Told ya they hated you," I grinned. "Right now, MTV here I come!"

***

Rubbing my watering eyes, I stared at the adamant question for the tenth time. Before I set my pen on my paper, my handphone, which laid faithfully at the corner of my desk, alerted me that I had a message waiting. Relieved that I could finally rest my brain cells for a moment, I laughed carelessly when I saw the message I received from my dear pal.

"OMG MY SEA MONKEYS ARE ALIVE! FIVE ARE WRIGGLING AWAY NOW!"

It's funny how we're easily amused by such trivial details.

***

-Tingz =]

Whee.

2006-04-15T15:41:00.000+08:00

Okay, it's time to give this blog a wake-up call.

For all those who still visits this dilapidated website, thank you.

For those who don't, it's okay.

Whee. -Tingz, over the moon.

Hello 2006!

2006-01-19T23:23:00.000+08:00

Wishful thinking on my part.

I'm too gullible, honestly. - Tingz, crestfallen.

Screams

2005-11-30T16:04:00.000+08:00

Edwin and I went to check out The Line (a restaurant) at Shangri-La Hotel yesterday. And woah, that is some chic place, with modern designs practically everywhere. Hopefully, if everything goes well, we (as well as Edwin's soccer buddies) are going to celebrate New Year there by having a sumptuous but extremely pocket-burning meal there.

Perhaps it is good that hardly anyone checks out this blog. There are some stuff I can't bear to expose on my own blog, but yet I can't keep it inside me forever. [Bryan I hope that you will not comment on the things I'm going to blurt out here.]

Firstly, I don't understand why some people can't get their priorities right. Dumpling (nickname used to protect identity but it is pretty obvious who he is) don't seem to care about his friends who have stuck with him all these while but only cares about flirting with girls. I did try to salvage the situation by confronting him, but I got was a telling off. Come on, I know it's hard to change, but isn't realising your flaw and trying to change for the better the right thing to do? Instead, he argues about caring for guys and girls are two different things. Yes it's true, but he is behaving in a way to give everybody the impression that friends are less important than these girls. The way he treats his friends, are no different from animals. Take my words literally. Stubborn oaf. His mule behaviour has struck me to see his true colours. And I'm glad I have seen his bad side before things could get ugly.

Secondly, eeyore (nickname used to protect identity) is in Europe now and I miss him! Ugh. It's like something is missing in my life right now. No one to talk to me on the phone at night while I'm under my covers, pretending to sleep. No one to listen attentively to what I have to say about my day. No one to fuss over me. Sigh. 10 more days to his return... -Tingz, with a bleeding heart.

George Best is dead.

2005-11-25T23:24:00.000+08:00

Best is dead. Although I haven't really seen George Best play, I guess he was still a legend in every right. Being able to thrill fans with his skill and bringing Manchester United glory in the process, definitely categorises him under a true Red Devil who deserves respect.

"He was a footballing genius, a real world-class superstar."
quoted Former England captain and Motherwell manager Terry Butcher.

HanZ.

05S112

2005-11-22T10:32:00.000+08:00

Special request from Bryan to update this blog.

Hey! I am trying to do something okay.

Edwin is still stuck in the reverie of cool cars and six stars and is utterly unwilling to snap out of it and blog.

Oh well.

Anyway, Edwin and I received the most upsetting news ever last week -- we had been posted to 05S112 due to us dropping Economics. Not that I mind Edwin and a few other of my S301 classmates are going over to S112, but I will miss the rest and that BIG thing is coming over too!

YUCKS. -Tingz, feeling totally grossed out.

Love?

2005-11-07T23:46:00.000+08:00

Help me, Edwin!

I think I'm in love. =X

Hey! You are crazy over someone too alright, so don't laugh at me!

Whee. -Tingz, head over heels.

OP SUX!!!!

2005-10-28T18:44:00.000+08:00

I seem to have done a very good job of pissing off a grand total of four people this week. I think it's the stress of the OP. =X -Tingz, feeling exhausted.

back.. after a long time..

2005-10-12T22:37:00.000+08:00

Been a long time since i last posted, so i guess it would be a perfect time to revive this blog since it's after promos.. haha.. well actually, Phoebe forced me to do it.. =x
Ok, well... today was.... bad.. =/
During interhouse games, some kid juz slammed the darn floorball stick into my shin while he was trying to clear the ball, and i got kicked a few times during soccer.. but well, at least i saw her a few times today.. haha.. that's a tick on my good day checklist. ok.. enough of that.. hehex..
Left school early at 1 plus, then join Hong Sum for some Winning Eleven. haha.. kinda missed playing the game.. i guess our 'mo qi' not bad, played on the same team, can use Italy to score 4 past Brazil... Quite an achievement for me i guess.. =/
Guess that says a lot bout me huh..
-Hanz

Hello People!

2005-10-06T18:10:00.000+08:00

Alright. I shall liven things up here. Not like anyone visits this blog anyway. >.<

All who visited this blog say aye!

(Silence)

Okay. Anyway, it's already the start of promos. Bleargh. Edwin and I are studying hard! We gotta get promoted together man! Currently, only "six stars" is motivating Edwin to study. Haha. I'm not sure about that statement though because he once told me he could live 7 life times without wives but just have some cool car as company, he would still be contented.

Omg, right? What a freak. =X

If Edwin got "six stars", I got to have someone who can motivate me too! Edwin's out of the question. I'm telling you, I would die if I ever had a boyfriend like Edwin. Car comes before girlfriend. Gee. I know! I have my eeyore! *grins* -Tingz

You

2005-09-13T19:57:00.000+08:00

You didn't comfort me when I cried.

You didn't stand up for me when I needed support.

You didn't smile when I tried to make you happy.

You didn't bother about me in front of the others.

You didn't answer when I told you that I loved you.

You didn't keep to the promise I requested for.

All you cared about was yourself.

You asked what I was doing everyday, concerned.

You made me laugh with all the uncanny jokes you had.

You told me that you loved me, everyday.

You found time to accompany me.

You did everything you could just to make me happy.

You wanted to be there for me all the time.

It was all too late. -Tingz

That Guy

2005-09-05T16:54:00.000+08:00

He was the guy who noticed me when the rest didn't.

He was the guy who waited for me at the MRT station alone.

He was the guy who always smiled at me. And made me smile back.

He was the guy who offered to help me when the rest ignored me. Thanks.

He was the guy who took a walk with me after our meal.

He was the guy who did silly things just to make me laugh.

He was the guy who accompanied me when I needed someone.

He was the guy who got so emotional that I saw his soft side.

He is the guy I so badly want to be with. -Tingz

Superman Vs Batman

2005-08-27T21:58:00.000+08:00

Edwin reaches for the Batman comic and pulled it out. Suddenly, he heard a smack from below and looked at the source of noise. He glanced at the Superman book lying helplessly on the floor and said, "Wow, Superman was jealous that I picked Batman instead of him and he tried to jump into my arms." - Tingz

2005-08-17T21:48:00.000+08:00

Victoria School turning into a co-ed institution? No way should we let that happen!
It's criminal to even think of that idea.
-Hanz ( feeling effed-up )

ABS

2005-08-13T22:21:00.000+08:00

Hey Hanz, don't go gaga over soccer and ignore my post okay? It's pure, hardcore, six pack ABS you have. Not some stupid drink. Your bloody abdomen has shape, in a form of SIX "squares". How amusingly shocking. You should do activities with your shirt off more often and be a chick killer. Honestly. -Tingz

2005-08-13T21:58:00.000+08:00

0_0 alright Phoebe.. Dun have to tell the whole world that i bought a 6-pack ice lemon tea.. haha.. that was pretty corny.. =s
Today was fun, tennis tennis tennis tennis... me was kinda noobish though.. missing too many balls and hitting too many outs.. Dinner followed and it was home for futbol..!! lol.. (Those who don't watch soccer can now click the back button or maybe just close the window) Today's the opening day of the Premiership, waited quite a long time for this, and it was Everton vs Manchester United at 7.40. Was Park Ji Sung's Premiership debut, thought he was pretty lively at some parts, so yea, guess it was pretty satisfactory.. haha.. And yea, 2-0 to Man United.. Whee~ You Chelsea kids out there, enjoy your moment of past season glory cos i think it won't last for long dudes. muahaha.. =D -Hanz

Discovery

2005-08-13T19:54:00.000+08:00

OMG. Hanz has six-pack abs. Damn hot! LOL. -Tingz screamed.

Argh

2005-08-12T23:36:00.000+08:00

Hanz is still oogling over that girl he saw for the first time (and last, unfortunately) on the MRT last Wednesday. Oh well, if it makes his day happier, he can keep on drooling for all I care. =X

I was very deeply amused by the fact that my chinese teacher communicates with me in english. I think he knows how atrociously lousy my mother tongue was, even assigning Hanz and Mason to relief me of my burden, while reading the handouts, by explaining the words patiently. Gee. I feel stupid. -Tingz, feeling like a complete idiot.

Eventful Outing

2005-08-10T20:46:00.000+08:00

Hanz and I had a bad hair day today. Haha.
Anyway, we ran into quite a few MJ people at the airport. Like Atiqah and *ahem* guy. She thought Hanz was Shawn. LOL.
Hanz and I discovered a super long twister fry. It was longer than my 15cm ruler. *claps claps* We were overly delighted and deeply amused.
Halfway through our homework, I discovered black spots on my white skirt. *screams*
I used Edwin's handphone to sms Alden. I think he's going to flip after entertaining me with all the secrets and realising half an hour later that it was Hanz phone he was feeding the information to. Well, strictly no secrets between Looney Two. Sorry dude. Heehee. -Tingz, feeling really cheeky, cheeky, cheeky!

2005-08-09T23:46:00.000+08:00

Been a long time since I last blogged something, so i guess doing it now before national day's over would be good. Had a lot of fun today, been out with the ex 4J peeps for soccer in the morning, then played pool till noon. ( thanks guys! Had a lot of fun! =] ). Had a mini break when i reached home at around 4 plus, then i was on the move again, at around 6.10pm to have a dinner cum fireworks sighting session at Esplanade with two of my buddies, Alan and Min Soon. Pretty spectacular stuff there. Took some videos and pics of the entire boom-boom-bang-bang display on my phone. After that, it was dinner time at 9.30 with Oon Yong and fellow LT Phoebe. Played with Oony's digital camera a little bit, thought it was pretty cool, plus the fact that it owns the camera in my house like 60 times over or something. alrighty.. that's all for today... haha.. guess today's post was pretty monotonous.. well.. i'm tired.. that's why. =x
- Hanz

Red handed

2005-08-03T22:06:00.000+08:00

We found Tat Chung's blog. Rather, Hanz did. =] You can run but you can't hide, Tat Chung kor. HEEHEE. -Tingz

2005-08-02T23:29:00.000+08:00

tired. (wow, that was a short post...)

-Hanz

The Island

2005-07-25T17:02:00.000+08:00

Edwin nearly cried for joy when he saw these plain-looking bottles. Gee.

Our random-ness for pure fun got the better of us last Friday when Looney Two were on their way home on the bus. It all started like this:

(Mobile TV screening The Island)Mason: I want to watch that show.

Edwin: Hey me too!

Phoebe: Hmmm. But when to watch?

Edwin: Maybe next week loh.

(Widening eyes with excitement)Phoebe: How about now?

Edwin: Huh. Okay loh.

And that was how we rushed over to Tampines Mall to catch the bomb-costing, pocket-burning, money-flying Friday movie. I tell you, so does Hanz, that The Island is worth every penny you paid for it. It covers every aspect: Triller, Drama, Action, Romance, Comedy... you name it! No, not horror though. Some scenes appeared seemingly gruesome, Edwin was practically laughing at my horror-struck face I saw blood being splattered everywhere. Gruesome, yes. But amazingly engrossing. =] I'm telling you to watch it. (Hanz echoes with agreement.) -Tingz

Story Telling Time!

2005-07-21T22:54:00.000+08:00

And so the story continues...

"Where the hell is he?" I asked Edwin, but he could only shrug back, equally as puzzled as I was.

"Probably with her," He grinned mischieviously, sending me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

Sure enough, the clouded curiosity cleared our quizzical minds the moment we sniffed the familiar, cool air of the lecture theatre as we entered. Plainly, there he was, laughing and chatting merrily with her, totally oblivious to the significant buzzing of the crowd in the theatre.

"Ah. Socialising," Edwin pointed out bluntly, feeling quite enlightened as squeezed through the mass to make our way to our seats.

Before I could reply, the Chemistry lecturer started shrieking into the helpless microphone, signalling for us to settle down. Edwin gave an excruciating look while I rolled my eyes at the unbearable screeching, which was irritable but evidently must be obeyed. While the group of grumbling students made their way to their seats, we managed to catch a glimpse of them sitting comfortably together.

Edwin winked cheekily at me and I returned the favour, after which I quickly slipped into my usual state of sleepy stupor as the lecturer began to drone on and on and on...

Homework of the day: Who the bloody hell are "they"? (No prizes for correct answers.) -Tingz, feeling sexy, naughty and bitchy.

Mr and Mrs Doe

2005-07-20T21:09:00.000+08:00

You should have seen his face. His eyes practically shone like diamonds when I asked him about the "progression". Edwin and I stared at him with much curiosity, while he told us to remain as calm as possible when he reveals the awaited news. We could barely stand the suspense in waiting for his reply, but we managed to overcome it and looked at him eagerly. When he was done, Edwin and I gaped like idiots, both shocked but very pleasantly surprised.
"You idiot! See I told you I was right!" I smirked at his face, with Edwin laughing his head off, and nodding his head fervently beside me.
"Calm down!" He hissed to us and we shut our trap straightaway.
During the Math lecture, I could hardly sit still. I was literally bobbing up and down my seat, firing any random questions that came to my mind to him. He would answer them politely, however never failing to gently remind me to relax. How can I relax with such happening thing happening at this very moment? Edwin remained his cool, I had absolutely no idea how he managed that feat, but he did it.
I scanned through my brain cells to dig up my memory of the day which occured less than a week ago. It was so yesterday when he was the cowering wimp in front of her eyes. Declaring his love to her. How sweet. *Sigh hopelessly*
"Taking things slowly I reckon," I said to him when we stumbled out of the lecture theatre about an hour and a half later.
"Definitely," his eyes sparkling again, and he was practically grinning from ear to ear.
Love is in the air. Indeed.
Congratulations John and Jane Doe.
If you are thinking that this is some story I conjured out of nowhere. Hell yea, you are so wrong! It happened today in school, it's so darn true. Who is this special "he" I was blabbering non-stop about? Well that's for Edwin and me to know, and for you to find out. -Tingz, feeling inspired today.

whee! Shock-time!

2005-07-19T22:49:00.000+08:00

Was reminded by Gladys last night on msn that there's Physics lecture this morning, otherwise i would've just slept through 8 and miss it totally. That would be like a total disaster since I'm already so bad at Physics, can't afford to miss anything. Another lucky pig like me, Tat Chung, also forgot about it, but managed to come in the end because he turned up in school early today, with the motive of doing work ( I think.. ), but met me instead. Wow.. You should've seen the expression on his face when i told him that the Physics lecture starts in 10 mins time. It was a mixture of =O plus " Is this an April Fool joke?" AND it lasted for the entire 5 seconds. His bulging eyeballs plus the gaping mouth told the whole story man. I guess he wasn't used to getting shocks like that, since we always see him getting all ready, all the time before everyone else. Maybe this is what they call life's small surprises...
-Hanz

What the Hell Am I Talking About

2005-07-19T21:56:00.000+08:00

JC has returned to its normal, hectic life. Screwing up my tutorials more often now, too. Finding myself in a sleepy stupor during lectures (gosh how the lecturers drone bluntly these days). The only joy I find in coming to school is the excitement in meeting my crazy class. Hanz is like my other half, nothing is fun without his complements of nonsensical rubbish. The other REAL half is also indispensible to me. What's life without these people? The empty, cold, dark, eerie tunnel to nowhere. Yes they give me light, a sense of direction in my schooling days. Thank you for adding the colours to my dullest portrait. It's lovely. =] -Tingz, drained but still holding on.

2005-07-16T17:54:00.000+08:00

Didn't post anything the past 2 days, was kinda busy with all the assignments and stuff. I realise most students seem to have 7-day work weeks now, Mon-Fri: School, Sat and Sun: Tuition(for some) plus this huge load of homework which could have been pushed over to the following week, with the weekends to complete them. That's the sad situation happening on this part of the earth. While the African kids are slacking around, worrying about their next meal, we are gobbling our meals and worrying about our next test. I guess it would be a pretty good idea to have an exchange program with their kids, since the obesity levels of kids here are pretty shocking, plus the fact that most of us here luvvvv slacking, while the poor kids from Africa can come over and sink their teeth into the juicy steaks and worry their bald heads over our tests.... alright, that was a pretty pointless post. =x

Hanz is THE Man

2005-07-13T18:16:00.000+08:00

"Edwin, Edwin, he's the man. He can do it, no one can!!" Wow, Hanz is my idol! Haha. He can run as fast as the roadrunner and play soccer like Ronaldo! =X Hanz played like a pro at today's "soccer" game. I'm impressed, fellow looney. =] Haha. "It's alright, it's okay, Edwin kicked some ass today!" -Tingz

Major Screw Up

2005-07-12T22:11:00.000+08:00

Edwin was a pathetic friend today. But it's okay, I forgave him because he gave me a reasonable explanation. So I shan't be a lousy friend either. =X Today's A lvl oral was super horrible, kept stuttering in all my sentences, which made me panic and talk even faster. The examiner (Edwin's straight face China man) started laughing and telling me to relax. How can I relax when I sound like a total retard?! Haiz. I hope that I can score for my other papers so that I don't have to study Chinese ever again for the rest of my life. -Tingz

The Aftermath

2005-07-12T21:16:00.000+08:00

The week has barely passed, and i'm already dreading it. Reason? More bad results that have come my way. I've been forming different permutations of my grades in my mind, and each sounded dumber and dumber because they do not involve alphabets like A or B, which are "smart" alphabets to me. Most sounded like the words "poof!" and "woof!" (note that the actual grades are not stated, because i wouldn't wanna reveal my dumb grades here). Comparing that to a word like " ABBA", which is so much cooler because it's made up of A and B grades. Anyhow, today was the darn chinese oral and i just realised that this LAST chinese oral exam of my entire life could actually be my worst one. The weird China guy was giving me this, young-man-I-think-you-need-to-live-in-China-for-2-yrs-before-taking-this-exam-cos-your-chinese-sucks look. And the old guy on the left was like a mannequin. If he hadn't shake his head once during the entire oral exam, i would've thought he was either dead, or that the China guy needed some company that he had to bring a life size doll over to talk to. haha.. ok, that sounded pretty dumb. Alrighty, that's enough for one post. ciao~

-Hanz

The New Beginning

2005-07-11T19:20:00.000+08:00

Tada! The birth of LOONEY TWO the blog. =] Of course I did the html thing, but Edwin assisted me. Teamwork instils efficiency, yah? Haha. Okay, okay, I kinda figured out since Edwin is such a nut at blogging, this blog would probably give him a headstart and hopefully he would express his feelings here. (ARE YOU LISTENING, HANZ?) Haha. Oh, sorry about the pinkish layout of the blog, but it's nice right? It's not that girlish I hope. =X Well Edwin doesn't mind. I think. >.< Don't worry, Edwin is nowhere near GAY. It was me who chose this layout. =X Over and out.
-Tingz

First post.. hmmm..

2005-07-11T18:27:00.000+08:00

Whee~! Birth of another blog into this universe...! =p - Hanz

Yikes!

What is Love anyway?

slideshow!

Happy 18th Birthday, Eeyore!

The Entrapment -- 4

The Entrapment -- 3

The Entrapment -- 2

The Entrapment -- 1

The Love Triangle -- 4

The Love Triangle -- 3

The Love Triangle -- 2

The Love Triangle -- 1

Story Time!

Whee.

Hello 2006!

*Screams*

George Best is dead.

05S112

Love?

OP SUX!!!!

back.. after a long time..

Hello People!

You

That Guy

Superman Vs Batman

ABS

Discovery

Argh

Eventful Outing

Red handed

The Island

Story Telling Time!

Mr and Mrs Doe

whee! Shock-time!

What the Hell Am I Talking About

Hanz is THE Man

Major Screw Up

The Aftermath

The New Beginning

First post.. hmmm..

Screams